my cats ready for marianas trench day.
Teacher: Just do your homework
Doctor: Just eat healthy
Mum: Just clean your room
Opposite sex: Just look gorgeous
Friends: Just be socially active
Life: Just be perfect
Me: It's not that fucking easy guys
maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
happy marianas trench day! this cd (yes, signed by josh, matt, mike and ian) is one of my favorite things ever. (Taken with Instagram)
